I was wanted for a murder I did not commit. Now it's time to tell my story. Time for you to read it. BBC radio presenter Dotun Adebayo woke up and remembered he was wanted for murder. The only way he can prove his innocence is with the help of all the previous years of his life. They come together for the first time ever in this true and twisted tale that's created a genre all of its own: NOIR-MOIR (a memoir that always looks on the DARK side of life). That's EFFRIES in a nutshell. The title is not meant to offend. EFFRIES means bullshit. You've never read anything like it. It's a memoir and yet a thriller a whodunnit and yet a confessional Idunnit and a Windrush generation history of Britain's race wars'. What's more, it's left out all the boring bits. EFFRIES is a fast dialogue and mad memories without the 'who my father is and what he does for a living' crap of old school memoirs.